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posted on March 04th 2014 at 7:28 via evayume © yakusokunonatsu with 351 notes -- reblog

basedgosh:

anon hate makes me feel so powerful like..you gotta hide from me? thats an ego boost. youre actually sending hate on anon? thats another ego boost im automatically better than you


mcreijis:

IM PISSING HOLYCRAP YUI

Yui: What is R-18?

Ayato: …

Shuu: …

Laito: …

Subaru: ??

Reiji: R is the 18th letter of the alphabet.

Laito: Oh? … Ohhhh!!!



posted on November 06th 2012 at 11:40 via meltdowner © hadakashitsuji with 524 notes -- reblog

cronussbooty:

foolofskaia:

bonaventure-:

every time. every single time that reverse gif from like prince of egypt or something where the guy is just like shaking his head no but goes in for the embrace anyways this shouldnt be as funny as it is to me but omfg every sing LE TIME 

image

MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO

BUT MY BODY

MY BODY IS TELLING ME YES

I LAUGHED FOR A SOLID TEN MINUTES BEFORE RELBOGGING OH YM FRICKGIN GOD I CANT BRETAHE


chickenn-nuggets:

hi i’m miroku the lecher and i like to grab italy’s butt


muracchin:

haatomune:

kidasher:

Care to dance?

takao’s a banana

OMG





posted on September 12th 2012 at 3:54 via pastelhare © minecraftcharms with 18,606 notes -- reblog

i can never go shopping with my mum again

thedeathlymarshmallows:

we were browsing in a bookshop and i drifted to the other side of the store and left my mum to her own devices for like five seconds and i turn around to glance back at her only to find her picking up fifty shades of grey from a shelf

the thing you need to know about my mum is she’s not like all the other mum’s who have bought and read the book. she is quaint and innocent and doesn’t even know what smut or raunch means. she thinks sex before marriage is a no-no and she has a fit when she sees guys with their trousers down so low their boxers show

i’m pretty sure my birth was a miraculous conception

so just imagine my horror for a second as i see her open the book, blissfully unaware of the contents

imagine, if you will, a nineteen year old literally hurling herself across the store, shrieking “MUM NO” with an arm outstretched ready to punch the book forcefully out of her hands

passersby are shoved out of the way, indignant retorts are made, but the nineteen year old doesn’t care because she’s got to move so fast she makes the speed of light her bitch otherwise her mum is going to read about christian piledriving the shit out of anastasia

but the nineteen year old doesn’t quite make it

her mum lets out a horrified gasp and exclaims ‘NIPPLES?!’

other people glance over their shoulders, notice the book in her grasp and shake their heads in disapproval

the nineteen year old comes to a stand still, everything seems to go in slow motion as she watches her mum turn to look at her, confusion and shock written all over her face as she whispers, again,


……’nipples?’


pyropesprite:

archibaldkingofthehobos:

billthesetite:

khurdederpyderplights:

u ok

me

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

this is literally me



posted on September 03rd 2012 at 8:20 via aloha-baltan © onlylolgifs with 389,493 notes -- reblog
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